An awesomly gross book full of funny rhyming little tales like Valeries Vomit, Peters Pimple and Nancys Nose. This little gem covers all the profound dinner party conversations at the childs table. Yes ...while the adults bore themselves silly with their talk of politics and religion, the children crack themselves up telling gross stories, making fart noises, and showing each other the food that theyre chewing. Add some hilarity to your life, even if you are an adult. Read this book and see if you dont smile. Read the Warning & Disclaimer first. Go on. We dare you! Its fun, its funny, and it might even give the adults something to talk about at their dinner parties that will bring children into their conversations.